Surviving with a brother (44 items)

Last updated: about 5 years ago

To Do (42 left)

  • When he starts to randomly laugh, leave the room.
  • Don't leave food you want to eat unattened, ever.
  • hah
  • learn the football lingo so you actually know what he's talking about
  • touch xbox (gaming device) with caution: could cause unexplained injury
  • know that when you say 'justien bieber', 'gay' will follow after
  • find blackmail against him, might come in handy
  • think of really good comebacks and save them for when his friends come over
  • when parents start talking about chores get ready to touch your nose
  • walk in front of the tv while he's playing COD if you want a ruptured spleen
  • don't touch his nice soccer ball: could cause room destruction
  • empty out all his amo before playing air soft
  • if you want him to do something for you, make him food
  • if food doesn't work, pull out black mail
  • win with pride, lose with an excuse
  • never justify anything with because it was so cute, he won't get it
  • singing could cause blarring music to tune you out
  • wake up two mintues early to be first in shower and lock door so he can't turn off lights
  • theres no rules for most of the games you play
  • do not take into a mall, may be bad for health
  • do alert mom everytime he steps into your room
  • if he smells on the weekend it's because he didn't feel the need to take a shower
  • when he mimics you, give in, he could keep going forever
  • sometimes might hold grudge after big fight, keep distance
  • if he tells you to do something first, assume it's a bad idea
  • on april fool's day don't accept food offerings
  • do make fun of if you beat him at anything, quite enjoyable
  • if his friends like you, it's less likely that you'll be waking up with shaving cream on your face the morning after their sleepover
  • save food so you don't starve
  • do record gossip girl during sports seasons so you can still watch it
  • having the contest to see who can swing higher always ends badly
  • make sure he stops talking about poop in front of girls around the age of 12
  • understand one more game means twenty more rounds of basketball
  • win with bragging, lose with excuses
  • don't be impressed a lot, it will go to his head
  • tell your version of the story to mom first
  • when there's no one else to blame, you've always got a brother
  • when turning down an offer to go outside, the only way you'll get out of it is if you're deathly ill
  • do embarassing things in public with him
  • if you want to sit up front in the car, yell shotgun. if he yells it before you, sprint there.
  • always have air freshner in hand when going into his room
  • better luck surviving with a sence of humor
  • insults are better used when moms NOT around
  • learn to never admit your wrong