My Top 10 Reasons to Make a Top 10 List (10 items)

Last updated: about 12 years ago

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  •  It's fun/relieves boredom
  • You figure out what you like the most
  • It's better than punching a velociraptor in the jugular
  • It gives you the illusion of productivity
  • Using any number other than 10 makes it look weird, unless it is a multiple of five
  • I am the omnipotent Lord of the Universe, and I demand it of you
  • It makes you 20% cooler
  • Making top 10 lists brings all the boys to the yard
  • You're already looking at someone else's top 10, so you might as well make your own
  • What else were you going to do, anyway?