Things That Are Never Okay (122 items)

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  • hiding a pack of cigs under a pillow pet
  • blowjobs
  • swallowing
  • lip biting (and drawing blood) while making out
  • going anal
  • calling Jesus a terrorist
  • telling your girlfriend she can "lose a couple pounds"
  • telling your girlfriend she has "meat"
  • charmin commercials (there has been an entire ad campaign based around bears shitting on trees in the forrest. &we have all just stood by like, oh it’s a cartoon so it’s ok. NO IT’S NOT OK.)
  • tosa gang
  • asking for pictures while your girlfriend is at school
  • sending pictures in the first place
  • wearing khakis instead of your skirt
  • Mr. Mankowski having a hickey
  • hickeys. especially on the cheek
  • when your ego is bigger than your dick
  • rating girls by fingers
  • saying Shannon
  • telling other people what to do
  • asking Mr. Loucks how he met his wife
  • going on pornhub on other peoples phones
  • pornos at 3am on family channels
  • vodka & skittles
  • push-up bras
  • smileys with a c... :c
  • trying to finger someone while they're sleeping
  • talking about masturbating in public
  • talking about blow jobs in public
  • losing your bag of weed at george webbs
  • germain aupairs
  • JOHN MELIS.
  • asking for someone's wifi password to jack off. (omg wait until you're home)
  • group smoking sessions in classy restaurant's bathroom
  • running for fun
  • 27 consecutive mobile uploads of you and your girlfriend posing in your kitchen. NO ONE FUCKING CARES.
  • armpit/midget/feet fetishes
  • getting mad at your girlfriend for being high when she's not
  • smoking acid ;)
  • getting drunk at your own house while your parents are home
  • sending dick pics when she didn't ask for them
  • asking your girlfriend if you can call her your bitch
  • smoking then making out with someone. no. stop.
  • wearing your hair down at the gym. or wearing makeup.
  • people who grunt loudly at the gym. are you giving birth? no? then shut the fuck up, you're making everyone uncomfortable
  • old ladies who walk around naked in the locker room
  • being 2 hours late and not answering the phone
  • telling your girlfriend she has holocaust ankles
  • when a target employee asks you for your number.
  • furry boots
  • bad subtweets, this isn't 3rd grade
  • cheating on your girlfriend and telling her on your 6th month anniversary
  • when your boyfriend's ass is bigger than yours
  • tweeting about your first date using the hashtag #IThinkHesTheOne.
  • when people with iPhones complain about their phones
  • nipple piercings
  • Hutch talking about how bad McDonalds is. We all know you eat it, sit down.
  • when someone yells at you for drinking and they're drunk the next time you see them
  • when people with cankles wear converse
  • The Orphan
  • just wearing a cami
  • crossing the street
  • the fat waitress at george webbs
  • wearing athletic shoes and skinny jeans
  • making detailed Facebook statuses about your weekend
  • calling people "babe" or "chonches"
  • seeing a movie by yourself (or being the 3rd wheel)
  • attractive guy, ugly girl
  • touching peoples faces
  • breaking up with someone via facebook
  • Erwin
  • a guy making a girl cry
  • fish net leggings
  • people who take pictures with political signs
  • acting drunk when you're not
  • wearing the same outfit everyday
  • couples going at it in front of little kids
  • actually, couples going at it in front of anyone
  • telling a frenchie to move cause she's fat
  • American Apparel ads
  • writing a nice message on Facebook and going back on later, seeing he saw it but didn't respond
  • asking your kid if they're sleeping around
  • complaining that your "dick hurts" please, leave.
  • finding a condom wrapper in your basement but its not yours
  • people who eat french fries with forks
  • telling little kids santa isn't real
  • hanging up on your girlfriend
  • using the phrase 'work hard, play hard.' When you're 35. Or EVER.
  • phone sex. WTF.
  • being forced to say i love you back
  • buying drug rugs at school
  • sister linda swinging her bag so casually
  • making fun of and telling your friends about your girlfriend's problems
  • BOBS. #tomsforlife
  • cameltoes
  • talking about how hot other girls are in front of your girlfriend
  • asking to have a fling with your ex
  • any middle-aged man in a red sports car
  • tanning
  • faking illnesses
  • missing more than a week of school
  • telling your girlfriend she's a whore
  • flirting with girls that are way out of your league
  • when majority rules is broken
  • friends with benefits
  • telling people that someone is cyberbullying you because they had a tweet similar to yours.
  • HAVING SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND'S EX BOYFRIEND WHO SHE'S STILL IN LOVE WITH.
  • when the temperature in your room is colder than outside
  • voice cracks
  • scented tampons
  • "tea is gross" so are you
  • watching a slideshow on STDs while listening to christmas music
  • #LVproblems
  • hitting tumblr's post limit
  • pregnant people wearing tight clothes
  • @DSHA_GossipGirl
  • wearing white skinny jeans (who said this was ok?)
  • guys who wear skinny jeans
  • rude waitresses. no tip for you. bitch.
  • adding RAP into RON POPE'S music
  • drunk at pick n save. theology teacher walks in.
  • drunk at mcdonalds. neighbor is working.
  • hooking up with someone during church