List of People I'd Totally Fuck if Given the Proper Circumstances (98 items)

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  •  Mila Kunis
  • Bo Burnham
  • Stalin in his youth
  • Aaron Dismuke
  • Yami from YuGiOh
  • Beast Boy from Teen Titans
  • I would totally eat Angelina Jolie out
  • Beyonce
  • Trent from Daria
  • All of the My Little Ponies
  • Khloe Kardashian
  • I'd probably give Jay Kay a handjob
  • I feel like Kendra Wilkinson would be great at scissoring
  • ALL OF THE SPICE GIRLS
  • I feel like I could top Stu Pickles' nose
  • Kratos from Tales of Symphonia
  • Hilary Duff from all of her active years
  • Lindsay Lohan on or off coke
  • Guy from Tales of the Abyss
  • Link from Zelda would be really hot if he shut up
  • Taylor Swift if she swore to secrecy
  • MULAN
  • Pocahontas
  • Sofia Vergara
  • I'd let Billy Joel do me in the butt
  • JENNIFER LAWRENCE CAN LITERALLY LICK ME CLEAN
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits
  • Johnny Depp
  • Is it acceptable for Blue from Blues Clues to finger me
  • Vladimir Putin
  • Judy Garland on speed
  • Denzel Washington
  • John Stamos can fucking have me
  • Helena Bonham Carter
  • Portia de Rossi
  • SHARON NEEDLES
  • Ritchie from Pokemon never got enough love
  • Misty from Pokemon
  • Jinta from Anohana
  • Hatsuharu from Fruits Basket
  • I don't think I could fuck Nicholas Cage, even if he paid me
  • KK Slider from Animal Crossing
  • I'd have pity sex with Ben from the Walking Dead
  • Miranda from Lizzy McGuire
  • Does Bambi count?
  • Riku from Kingdom Hearts
  • Roxas from Kingdom Hearts
  • Any writer of Bible fanfiction
  • Kafei from Majora's Mask
  • Seto Kaiba from YuGiOh
  • Keiichi Maebara from Higurashi, even though I know he'd kill me after
  • Yuno Gasai from Mirai Nikki, even though she'd DEFINITELY kill me after and stuff me in a room, then go into an alternate dimension to do it again
  • Amy Poehler
  • I'd fuck Amy Winehouse's corpse (May she rest in peace)
  • I'd probably rub tits with Regina Spektor because I think she'd want to be gentle
  • The Alamo
  • Ben Affleck
  • Poor old James Buchanan
  • RuPaul
  • Brittnay Matthews from MPGIS, even though she's saving her vaginity for someone special
  • Charlotte Bronte
  • The Last known bison can surely get a blow job from me
  • Maybe I'll hug it out with Rasputin before we get dirty
  • ALICE PAUL OH MY GOD
  • Hilary Swank can get as far inside of me as she wants
  • Is it wrong to fuck bread
  • Ugh Chipotle all up in me
  • Every Second Gen Pokemon
  • Hilary Clinton
  • Kate Middleton can do anything she wants to me
  • Zac Efron's voice in the first High School Musical
  • I would feel Lucy from Elfen Lied up.
  • Literally raping Neji from Naruto
  • Every hot Albanian guy that ends up being my cousin
  • Susan Ashworth from The Catlady
  • Alaska Thunderfuck
  • Fantine from Les Miserables
  • Mac and Cheese
  • Motherfucking pie
  • Shamelessly pressing my dick in Arroz con Gandules
  • I bathe in Gazpacho
  • Sarma legit in my vag
  • Since I really wanna fuck food... Sunflower seeds
  • Code Geass is implied. Just think.
  • L from Deathnote
  • Hector from Fire Emblem
  • Joanna fucking Dark
  • Every Gerudo in the fucking valley
  • HOW HAVE I NOT SAID CHOPIN
  • Gamecubes
  • I know this list isn't all people... I'm sorry... Just let me love cupcakes
  • I really like bass clarinets and oboes... And bassoons... Not gonna lie
  • MATTHEW LEWIS!!!
  • A three way with Drake and Josh <3
  • Myself
  • Cranberries
  • Simba
  • Aladdin