50 reasons not to commit suicide by the author of Things to do when your bored (50 items)

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  • Because you may save man kind by discovering the poison in the water
  • Because you may kill a child you would of had if you lived
  • Because you may get a husband
  • Because you may become famous and go to australia
  • Because you may go back in time and invent the popsicle
  • Because you may come up with the worlds greatest prank
  • Because you may discover your super power
  • Because you might meet your favorite tv star
  • Because you may make a soufflĂ© so amazing it blinds the mortals and rises to the heavens
  • Because you may get a bowtie for christmas
  • Because you may rise up and become leader of all
  • Because you may invent the blob
  • Because you may become awesome
  • Because you may find the end of pi
  • Because you may eat pi
  • Because you may eat pie
  • Because you may get sunglasses
  • Because you may marry a whale
  • Because you may see a potatoe explode
  • Because you may find a life saving cure
  • Because you may be a wizard
  • Because you may be better then me
  • Because you can't be better then me
  • Because you may meet a fortune teller
  • Because you may read this entire list
  • Because you may find a owl that carries a potion of life saving ability
  • Because you may meet your best friends
  • Because you may find gold
  • Because YOU may get younger while waiting
  • Because you may ignore this list
  • Because you may create a robot names timothy
  • Because you may invent tokien
  • Because you may become rich
  • Because you may find silver and turn it into gold
  • Because you may like this list
  • Because you may wear a free dress thats poofy on free dress day
  • Because you may become that guy
  • Because you may be pregnant
  • Because you may not be pregnant and just fat
  • Because you may not be fat or pregnant
  • Because you may hate this list
  • Because you may fall over dead after reading this list
  • Because you may be able to fly
  • Because you may get back at that enemy of yours
  • Because you may be someones crush
  • Because you may discover dinomite
  • Because you may discover that dinos aren't exctinct
  • Because you may be extraordinary
  • Because you may see mary poppins
  • Because you may be...... THE STIG