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50 reasons not to commit suicide by the author of Things to do when your bored (50 items)
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Because you may save man kind by discovering the poison in the water
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Because you may kill a child you would of had if you lived
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Because you may get a husband
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Because you may become famous and go to australia
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Because you may go back in time and invent the popsicle
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Because you may come up with the worlds greatest prank
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Because you may discover your super power
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Because you might meet your favorite tv star
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Because you may make a soufflé so amazing it blinds the mortals and rises to the heavens
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Because you may get a bowtie for christmas
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Because you may rise up and become leader of all
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Because you may invent the blob
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Because you may become awesome
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Because you may find the end of pi
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Because you may eat pi
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Because you may eat pie
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Because you may get sunglasses
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Because you may marry a whale
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Because you may see a potatoe explode
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Because you may find a life saving cure
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Because you may be a wizard
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Because you may be better then me
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Because you can't be better then me
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Because you may meet a fortune teller
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Because you may read this entire list
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Because you may find a owl that carries a potion of life saving ability
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Because you may meet your best friends
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Because you may find gold
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Because YOU may get younger while waiting
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Because you may ignore this list
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Because you may create a robot names timothy
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Because you may invent tokien
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Because you may become rich
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Because you may find silver and turn it into gold
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Because you may like this list
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Because you may wear a free dress thats poofy on free dress day
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Because you may become that guy
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Because you may be pregnant
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Because you may not be pregnant and just fat
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Because you may not be fat or pregnant
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Because you may hate this list
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Because you may fall over dead after reading this list
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Because you may be able to fly
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Because you may get back at that enemy of yours
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Because you may be someones crush
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Because you may discover dinomite
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Because you may discover that dinos aren't exctinct
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Because you may be extraordinary
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Because you may see mary poppins
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Because you may be...... THE STIG
