10 VERY good reasons to own a sword (9 items)

Last updated: almost 12 years ago

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  •  10: What if a dolphin attacked? You would need a sword for that.
  • 9: A nail bugging you? Jab a sword into it!
  • 8: Making sandwiches, BOOM.
  • 7: This is the worst one: Self protection.
  • 6: Killing stuff, just not Narwals.
  • 5: They are great for KILLing time! (Bu-dum chhh)
  • 4: If someone doesn't agree with you, show them a sword, they will.
  • 3: You can always be in a better position than 3, let's try 1!
  • 2: SWORD FIGHTS!!!