Things Alex should do to be worthy of more love (35 items)

Last updated: almost 11 years ago

To Do (35 left)

  •  Watch all of the following films (tick accordingly)
  • Avengers Assemble
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Full Metal Jacket
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Kill Bill Volume 1
  • Kill Bill Volume 2
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • The Terminator
  • Terminator 2: Judgement Day
  • Alien
  • Aliens
  • Moon
  • District 9
  • Robocop
  • Star Trek
  • Scream
  • Superbad
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Monty Python's Life of Brian
  • Fight Club
  • Se7en
  • The History Boys
  • Brazil
  • Time Bandits
  • Accept the fact that Friends is a brilliant show
  • Flight over invisibility. Deal with it. Bitch.
  • Follow through on vaguely racist promises e.g. "The next person I date is going to be white"
  • A white person. (get it, things you should DO. DO. Like, DO)
  • Learn a language or something instead of all this Biology nonsense, seriously, imagine if a French person was having a heart attack and they were like "TELEPHONEZ À MA MARIE AFIN QUE JE PUISSE LUI DIRE 'JE T'AIME", you'd have no fucking clue, what is that
  • Read a book at some point (if it's about cells and shit, it doesn't count)
  • (electrons and shit don't count either)