Charles+Patti Weekend-Long Date List (60 items)

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  •  Scotch. Because if we're sippin' on two fingers (do you do over ice?) everything else will be warmer and fuzzier. Mostly because we'll be drunk.
  • FOOOOOOD. Because I'll be hungry. Always. Eternally.
  • Blanket/Pillow Fort around fire place- but not too close because we don't want to die. That would be bad.
  • Is it sloth time yet? Probably not. But now you're thinking about it, aren't you?
  • Mandatory post-food/architectural blanket design scotch and cigar break. In the saloon. (You have a saloon.)
  • Speak caveman-esque French. HAWT.
  • Scyfy movies. All of them. Forever.
  • But not really forever, because we're also supposed to watch Lord of the Rings?
  • Music. We're gonna listen to it.
  • Rule the world with our gorgeous eyes and compatible color schemes.
  • Wait but really. You're pretty and I'm pretty. We could definitely do that.
  • Ikea. We can live there!
  • PUNS.
  • I can has sloth?
  • Little Shop of Horrors. BEEEE A DENTIST OH SON BE A DENTIST (you'll understand that later).
  • Fiendship secret handshake. I know we didn't talk about this but I feel like it's really important. Hint: It can just be your face and my face and then the touching of said faces at vbgvbggg
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  • The Shnoodle did that, but I'm not gonna change it.
  • I like the air of suspense.
  • Also I realized that "weekend-long" is a bit presumptuous. You can feel free to kick me out at this point.
  • SLOTH SHIRT SLOTH SHIRT YOU SAID YOU'D ADORN ME WITH THE SLOTH SHIRT :D
  • Why isn't cuddling on this list yet? Because 50% of these will be accomplished while doing that
  • Make brownie batter. Eat entire thing. While cuddling?
  • Become the best two person band ever and make everyone jealous with how perfect we are. While cuddling.
  • Charles provides strip tease entertainment. No cuddling during this. Much happy though.
  • Patti must tip me in whichever way she finds appropriate during stripping though
  • science the whole time
  • Hold hands in public and be absurdly cute. VENGEANCE.
  • Sing Eye of the Tiger while stripping (both of us)
  • MAJIK TRIKZZZZZ. Because it's pretty much decided at this point that you are the Barney to my Robin.
  • clothes optional rave to charlie's awesome music with black lights and strobe lights and glow sticks and alcohol
  • make Patti smile until her face hurts
  • Make Charlie fall in love with me because it's gonna be super weird if that doesn't happen and I like him way too much. Awk-sauce.
  • Ever drink Baileys out of a shoe? We'll drink baileys out of a shoe. (I'll brink my Bailey's drinking shoe).
  • NO PANTS AT ALL
  • love birds in the blanket nest
  • Mandatory pillow fight. Loser has to cuddle!
  • HIGH FIVE!
  • CUDDLE FIVE!
  • food sex and no cats yet
  • Without any context the statement above is mildly unsettling.
  • Without any context the statement above is mildly unsettling.
  • context: eat food, have sex, do not adopt cats
  • Flight of the Conchords. It's business time, if that's what you're into you leggy leggy blonde you're the most beautiful girl in the room.
  • (Again, that will make sense someday)
  • WE HAVE TO WATCH BLACKSHEEP OR THE WEEKEND DOES NOT COUNT.
  • (I don't know what that means, but I hope it accurately conveys the urgency of what I'm saying)
  • Taking down the man. Whatadouche.
  • Swimming naked with Beluga whales. (You know where to find Beluga whales.)
  • skinny dip cuddling
  • DRUNK TOGA PARTY
  • tie up patti
  • Tie up Charlie. Hot oil massage. Good for the skin. Good for the soul. Great for the sex.
  • Order two pizzas. One each. Bargain over trading pieces.
  • Call of Duty. Patti needs to figure out how to use grenades.
  • Tell Charlie in as few fucked up words as possible that this is the best. And that the only thing I really want now is to make sure this doesn't go away.
  • So if you could just be as happy with me as I am with you, that'd be great. And we can have floor cushions and pillow thrones and mimes and literally anything else you want at our wedding. We don't even have to have a wedding. We don't have to walk down a
  • We don't even have to do anything we've talked about. (I mean we definitely still should). I just know that I will be happy with you, no matter what.
  • But please let's keep our fancy plans. I do not want to be a contractor the rest of my life -_-