Gifts for New Father Colin (40 items)

Last updated: almost 11 years ago

To Do (40 left)

  •  Baby towel that looks like a shark hoodie
  • Babysiter
  • Puppy
  • An actual shark
  • More babies
  • Napkyn onesie
  • Napkyn-themed baby gift basket
  • Lots and LOTS of unsolicited advice
  • Small things with lead paint
  • A party
  • Craigslist stuff that was given away
  • Moth balls
  • A round of golf someplace in florida
  • Logic for newborns Edition 1
  • A tiny computer
  • A bumber sticker that says something like baby on board but with code stuff
  • Homework
  • Ear plugs
  • A box of bagel bites
  • A bottle of Valium
  • Tequila
  • $20 in an envelope
  • Surgical scalpel
  • A plasma torch
  • Socks with individual toes
  • Mormon underwear
  • Sleepy time tea
  • Booze
  • Vomit
  • A hat for the baby (Shark hat / Hard hat)
  • Tattoos
  • A handgun for tiny people
  • Knitty titties
  • A live wolverine
  • A dead wolverine
  • A pair of wolverines
  • A cobra and a mongoose
  • Turducken stuffed with foie gras
  • "Go the fuck to sleep" book
  • A video with each of us giving life advice for when the child turns 14