Suggested phrases for heckling Gavin during a cyclocross race (9 items)

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  •  Need a fresh pair of panties or are you going to start pedaling now?
  • See all those youngsters passing you? Get a move on, gramps!
  • Pick that bike up, those barriers aren't going to jump themselves!
  • Your mama's so fat... but at least she bikes faster than you!
  • You want a juice-box handout? Cuz you're definitely not pedaling fast enough to earn a beer handout!
  • Get off the course... there's a race going on!
  • F for effort!
  • Do you need a leash for that bike? Cuz you sure do walk it a lot!
  • Start pedaling there, buttercup, or we will put the training wheels back on!