Things AZ Newbies Say (11 items)

Last updated: almost 11 years ago

To Do (11 left)

  •  “Does anybody here know to use a turn signal?”. When you get your first car insurance quote you’ll have your answer
  • “What’s over in the west valley?” I have no idea, I live in the east valley
  • “You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a stray cat”. Oh, you must live in Tempe!
  • “Wow, golf is so cheap here!”. Yes it is . . . when it’s 115°. You’ll only make that mistake once
  • “I love that I can always find a parking space close to the store”. Thank you for not parking in my shady spot under the tree 200 yards away
  • - “Why is everybody wearing jackets?” Ask us again next winter after you’ve lived through a summer
  • - “Why am I the only person in the pool?” Ask us again next winter after you’ve lived through a summer
  • “The tamales are weird here”. No, this is actually the way tamales are supposed to look.
  • “Man, the radio stations here suck”. Yeah. Wait until you try the pizza
  • “The music is SO LOUD in the Mexican grocery stores” What? Huh? I can’t hear you
  • “The map said there’s a river here . . . ” Good luck with that